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Staten Static

by The heartless Artichokes

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1.
This is a song for all the day I spend on the floor staring up at the ceiling. I can't think of a better metaphor to describe my life. This is a song for all the birds that sing in the morning. This is a song for all the turtles that will never swim in the ocean. This is a song for you and for me. I had a dream I was flying up above some desert somewhere. I didn't have wings but my arms were bigger than usual. I was flapping them quite violently actually to keep myself up in the air. All of a sudden my arms disappeared and I fell fast to the ground. I woke up just a second before I hit. That was the day that I quit smoking cigarettes. Couldn't tell you why it just felt right. This is a song for everyone who hears it. This is a song for anytime you're singing and you forget the lyrics. This is a song that was born out of boredom. This is a song that will die as soon as I am done playing it tonight because this is a song I'll never sing again and if I do you be sure to call me a liar and when you do be sure you set my pants on fire. And I will burn here on the floor where I'm still staring at the ceiling like I do every day, every night. You're telling me that something isn't right with this picture. Taylor Swift sang it best this is just another picture to burn. This is a song for all the Taylor Swift songs that I've ever sung at three in the morning looking out my bedroom window wishing that there was something more. This is a song. I'm singing it alone but if you were here with me would you sing along? Would you?
2.
We were superheroes when we were 17. We didn't think we had a kryptonite, oh how naive. Looking back I think that's beautiful, tragic, but beautiful. We were superheroes when we were 17. We saved the world but we couldn't save ourselves. We were superheroes when we were 17. We saved the world almost daily but we couldn't save ourselves. The world is a dirty place, but at least we had the cleanest hands on the planet if only for a day. We were superheroes when we were 17. We even had our own theme song. Too bad it was only approximately 7 seconds long We were superheroes when we were 17. We saved the world but we couldn't save ourselves. We were superheroes when we were 17. We thought we were the best duo the world had ever seen. Oh how naive
3.
I won't see the sunlight until I'm ready Like a root vegetable My pace is slow and steady Winning is the goal But you are a rabbit And love chewing on carrots When I'm with you it's like biting into a vegetable thats measured in scoville units And I swear you are a vine sometimes With all those shifty upward movements Will you take me with you or leave me in the dirt If the light is too bright how much will it hurt I'm afraid to leave this couch I am a potato Meeting you was like a garden Meeting a tornado When I talk to you it's almost as if I am Harold smith and we are talking about orchids Do you think you are more like Donna or Laura? I never was any good at reading someone's aura But while we're being honest, Cause I know you wouldn't lie I'm sick of masquerading as an onion If only because I hate it when you cry You live your life like you're taller than jacks beanstalk I live like a root vegetable that wishes it had feet just want to know what its like to walk Above the surface and out on the street Won't you show me what it's like to be Out on the surface on the other side of the street
4.
No one calls No one checks in No one dances with me In the stars Last night I took a trip To the center of the center or our solar system Yeah that's right, last night I was inside the center of sun Who was there to greet me? No one So I danced with no one all night It felt like home Embraced by the warmth Part of the glow That you saw when you looked up at the sky Took a deep breath and wondered why You have no one to dance with in the morning sun If in moments like that you feel like no one You can join me And all the other no ones We come here every night To the center of the sun We chose this place as a meeting spot because its Far away from the one percent and their government Who proudly admit that they've stolen from no one There's a huge dance party in the center of the sun And no one is invited! But In all seriousness I sincerely look forward to getting to know you Let's show them what a bunch of dancing nobodies on fire can do
5.
Red's Song 02:37
The greatest mystery in human history is what happened in the so-called "cradles of civilization" and a relatively short time roughly a millennium and a half before the Christian Era. The valleys of the Nile, the Indus, the Tigris-Euphrates, and the Yangtze-Kiang were the major sites of the most amazing developments. Within a few generations their inhabitants created language, architecture, philosophy, the fine arts, and theology. They built cities and formed political structures. How did this come to pass? Our hypothesis is that God introduced the spirits of Angels into the hearts and minds of the "Hairless Apes" who had evolved into advanced Simians. This would account for both the "collective unconscious" of Jung, and Freud's discovery of the "death wish", the latter being simply homesickness. According to our hypothesis God's handiwork made Homo sapiens. It also broadened the dimensions of Love for the angels. The joys of the flesh may not be the highest forms of love, but they're the most fun.
6.
I like you like a poet likes similes I like you like you didnt like me at first because you had to tell me twice that your real name is Emily I like you like I myself now that you've helped me discover my identity I like you like a poet likes metaphors I like how you're a butterfly telling caterpillars what cocoons are for I like how you're a blanket when you hold me from behind I like how you asked me if I was sure I didn't mind I like you like a poet likes personification I liked how the bed screamed out with each pulsating gyration And then hummed when we were done as if it was in a state of meditation Emily I love you like a poet loves figurative language Bringing beautiful new meanings to old hackneyed anguish
7.
I have an out of tune guitar and it sounds majestic. I count four stars in tonight's sky. I have an out of tune guitar and you've got something in your eye. You called me tonight, said you wanted to meet. You called me tonight. I almost had cold feet. I have an out of tune guitar and you have a story to tell. Making music at three in the morning on the pier where it all went to hell. And the water surrounds us like a liquid prison. You say you've never felt more free and this is the reason we're living. You asked me what I'd do if you jumped over the railing. You asked me if I would jump in with you. You asked me what I'd do if you jumped over the railing, well I'd probably jump right in with ya.
8.
I got a letter in the mail from Brian the other day Five years ago he had us write letters to our future selves He kept true to his word and mailed them out Just one reason why Brian's cool as hell It reminded me when we spent an afternoon at the soda shop Only cause Brian talked about it nonstop I was gonna get a cherry lime rickey But they gave us egg creams on the house Told Brian all about it the next day Just to see the smile on face Timeout he screams Hands on his shoulders like a football referee During the excitement his bag gets flipped He notices and asks if this was some kind of trick We laugh and say no Marcin's just opportunistic Out of all the characters From bill pilgrim to Randall Patrick To othello now that's a classic Brian was the best one of them all Because he's electric and real and true And made all those other characters seem like they were too At the time his yearbook quote didn't seem like an omen You are not a dime a dozen, you're mr Farrell And I'm willie loman Loman Lo and behold A song about years made of gold Lo and behold A song about staying up all night playing video games and never eating breakfast Lo and behold a song about the tree hoses we'll never see again Lo and behold A song about messing with bulls and getting the horns Lo and behold an essay about roses What are thorns?
9.
You You A monkey on my back Telling me get on track But I'm fine sitting here on the bleachers You scream through rotting teeth that life isn't a spectator sport I didn't realize anyone was keeping score The pascals are growing here under the dome Won't somebody take me home To the place that lies just outside this cage Everyone around here has convinced themselves they're not in prison and are trying to convince me too Everyone around here has convinced themselves they're not in prison and are trying to convince me too I expected it from them but not from you You You A monkey on my back Telling me get back on track But I'm fine sitting here on the bleachers From here I can see the bars that confine us in this cell A man starts preaching to his fellow inmates That if we don't do this or that we're going to hell But he doesn't realize he's already there And No one here realizes we're all wearing the exact same jumpsuit Cause they let us choose our own colors You You Your jumpsuit is red and black You You Your the one who first pointed it out to me The one who told me we can escape The one who promised to take me home So when you You Tell me to get on the track Which you used to call a trap The pascals grow to be more than I can handle And I crack
10.
The whole city's in a panic No one goes outside at night The beast just showed up sometime last march No one knows how or why What's that in the sky? Is it a plane, is it superman No it's a fucking dragon That will suck your soul out through its teeth If it even glances at you walking down the street So you better stay inside But you should fine during the day That's when it sleeps, Night times when it comes out to play Just know that it's the dragons game And you can never win Preacher on the tv Says it's here cause we've sinned Now he wants donations For a pray away the dragon fund That's rich! The military used it's biggest baddest missiles and it wasn't even stunned It's the dragons game You can never win It's the dragons city It'll never be ours again The beast has stolen away our freedom This city's future's hopeless Some say the dragon was always here And we just never noticed That it stayed in the shadows While it played it's game And we only realized when it was too late What a fucking shame
11.
I called No answer I sent a text but I don't know why I knew There would be no reply Maybe I'm hoping that one day I'll wake up in an alternate universe where everything will be ok And you'll still be Here with me I called No answer I sent a text but I don't know why I knew There would be no reply I'm not sure why This is a daily habit of mine I know my efforts are futile But what I wouldn't do to see your smile I sent a text but I don't know why I knew There would be no reply I called No answer When the voicemail plays the recording of your voice A little part Of my heart can't help but rejoice But then it sinks in That's the only thing I'll ever hear you say again I called No answer I sent a text but I don't know why I knew There would be no reply I keep running through all these things in my head What I'd say to you if you weren't dead And what would you say to me Frankly it wouldn't even matter as long as you said something Anything, anything at all I'd give anything Anything at all To hear you yell at me one last time You could tear into me and that would be fine I'd give anything Anything at all To see you in front of me And hear you say anything at all I called No answer I sent a text but I don't know why I knew There would be no reply
12.
Punch me in the nose So I can feel human contact for change Punch me in the nose So I can feel bodily fluids stream down my face Punch me in the nose It's everything I ever wanted Well at least it's close Punch me in the nose So I can feel at home Punch me in the nose Like the only love ive ever known Punch me in the nose It's everything I ever wanted Well at least it's close Punch me in the nose Because I'll take what I can get Punch me in the nose If only because it hasn't happened yet Punch me in the nose It's everything I ever wanted Well at least it's close
13.
Chemical X 02:52
My brain produces a chemical That yours and everyone else's don't I don't know how or why But it's been diagnosed By the men in their masks And pristine white lab coats They won't tell me what it does they won't let me leave the room It's hard to see a future Not bursting out at the seams with gloom I am their experiment They watch me through glass walls Sometimes they ask me questions I don't like sometimes I get really bad headaches I take a cocktail of pills every night and every morning Sometimes the dread creeps up on me without warning I try to talk to the scientists to try and get some answers But they never respond They just move like silent dancers I've been tested I've been scanned I move around the room like a shipwrecked pirate on deserted land And pay close attention to the stars I'm planning my escape And I've been planning carefully,Meticulously Nows time to execute like it's overtime in game 7 I will expose them like they studied me Bloodied and red handed Catch me if you can Tomorrow I'll be on the wind Or in the sea Or high up in the branches of a California Oak tree The point is they won't see me here!!! I heard what one scientist thought they whispered into another's ear Tomorrow they wont see me here I'll be Gone
14.
I just wanna dance in the woods while the world burns around me Is that so much to ask I just wanna sing in the woods while the world burns around me Is that really so much to ask On the day the world ends I'll be on top of Moses mountain with my guitar watching the woods burn On the day the world ends Jesus Christ himself will be on Moses mountain looking for people to save as the world burns I'll play a song I wrote for him and he'll tell me it's the worst thing he's ever heard He'll joke that he should send me to hell just for that Then we'll both laugh You can put that on my epitaph I just wanna dance in the woods while the world burns around me Is that so much to ask I just wanna sing in the woods while the world burns around me Is that really so much to ask I just want to sing and dance surrounded by flames with no chance of an escape
15.
I had a dream that I saw Ingrid michaelson at Applebee's Asked her if she still remembered me Told her I was villager #3 In Dracula Back then I was just a kid on stage Memorizing lines page by page Just starting up Now I smile whenever I hear on the radio singing Now here I am fresh out of csi dreaming With nothing to do but sing the songs cultivating in my minds eye Thinking back to Cromwell days when she was by my side Teaching us warmup vocal exercises It's probably obvious that I've forgotten them long ago But I wonder if she still does them before every show Wouldn't surprise me if she does We would do them every Saturday Some things never change And some never stay the same Yeah like Cromwell center It's just so easy to float away The way I figure it when you collapse into ny harbor There's one of two things you can do You can sink Or you can float away And rise, rise Singing from the top of the crane Sitting in a circle Playing freeze improve No idea what to say I think I'll tag in anyway
16.
You can't imagine the stew I can make with the things I find in the dumpster. The bread at the bottom is the perfect side dish. No genie on this earth could ever grant this wish. One person's trash is another's dinner. I ain't playin any games but I feel like a winner. You can't imagine the feasts I have every night with the things I find in the dumpster. The donuts at the bottom are a perfect dessert. Never going hungry and my stomach never hurts. One person's trash is another's dinner. I ain't playin any games but I feel like a winner
17.
Bounce! 03:27
There are walls in my mind that were built by apathy They block out all emotions except for fear I'm gonna tear them down brick by brick Cause goddamn it if you want change you're gonna have to work for it There are walls in my mind that were built by apathy They block out all emotions except for fear Would you believe a song about wrestling Made me realize I don't wanna die in here The more I sang the more I believed The walls are getting smaller every day, fuck you apathy Tearing down the walls is quite exhausting But it gets more and more worth it with every new feelings The walls in my mind have one less layer of bricks The first thing to crack through is cold sorrows tender grip Right now there are orange walls of pain in my brain But with more effort and hard workI know that will change There are these half torn down walls in my mind And let me personally tell you it's worth the time To tear them down Do you feel all that joy and happiness bouncing around?
18.
When I close my eyes the angel writes her love letters Her love letters Words in cursive Like a teleprompter scroll across the inside of my eyelids Words in cursive describe in vivid detail a new species she calls hybrids She calls me a prophet But not like any other If I follow these instructions Soon we will be lovers When I close my eyes My angel writes her love letters Her love letters Like a news ticker at the bottom of the screen Words in cursive So pure and serene Scroll by and they Tell me what I need to do To change the world for the better, for the better A revolutions coming And to think, it all started with Her love letters Her love letters
19.
Foghorn from the ferry Construction work in the distance Hissing of the train passing by Stapleton 4:17 am hear the birds chirping It's the staten static we hear everyday Dream of hitting rewind then hitting play Enemies from a place so close yet so far away Have taken to screaming in my face Fast and heavy footsteps lead to fast and heavy panting But of course I'm just hair too late And the door that leads home slams shut in my face Its just one more cause for ranting From the enemies that will never leave this place It's the staten static we hear everyday Dream of hitting rewind then hitting play A pop in your knee A skipped heartbeat A reason spoken out loud As to why we walk on the ground beneath our feet Bone chilling conversations whispered over skin chilling wind Suddenly invisible enemies start screaming again Seems like they've been here all along, how did this begin Or probably more importantly How will this end? With the staten static we hear everyday Dream of hitting fast forward till we run out of tape

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Just some songs about pain, loss, and perserverance that take place in New York City's forgotten borough

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